Tips for a smashing new year

If you think this is going to be a nice little text about New Year's Eve: think again. This week, an email landed in the inboxes of the editors about something new from Christine Le Duc. You know, the Dutch erotic retail chain. A workshop How to Blow Your Man Away. Yes ladies, a workshop for oral sex, because what turns out? A quarter of the Dutch are unsure about oral sex.

Oral sex remains popular among over 78 percent of the Dutch, who see it as the ideal foreplay, but still a quarter of all men and women feel insecure about it, according to research conducted by Christine Le Duc. Look, fortunately we have our girlfriends from LotteLust who are always willing to give us some tips and tricks – this is how you become a master in fellatio – but starting in January, you can also just sign up for a workshop. The name says it all: How to Blow Your Man Away. It is a workshop for women in which they learn various blowjob techniques to give the men in their lives a smashing new year.

Oh yes, a few fun facts about lubricant. First of all, I would go through why a quick bite between Christmas dinners is a good idea, and when it's time for a satisfying conclusion to your dinner, I have for you on offer: lubricant with a crème brûlée flavor, tiramisu, salted caramel, or mint chocolate. So something for everyone.

I wanted to end this with ‘happy blowing’, but that actually sounds quite vulgar. So let's just go for a bang.