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WHAT WE ALL THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING ADAM SEEKS EVA

Yes sorry, but after that naked #IngeTeBruijn from last week I had to watch again. The feeling is stronger than me, I can't help it either. HELP I AM ADDICTED TO PENIS TELEVISION.

I comfort myself with the fact that I am not the only one. I hope. Various group chats of mine were buzzing, let's just say. Who was poled naked in our living rooms this week? Actor and presenter Curt Fortin. And I must say: it was no punishment to watch. And since I have made it a second nature to analyze TV series to the max, it's time to give you a round-up of my brain farts.

  1. Mr. Curt jumps penis-naked from a raft in search of new love on a tropical island. Hey, by the way, isn't Curt Jason from Het Huis Anubis? And that guy was also in Telekids, right? Okay, thanks Curt, my childhood is ruined.
  2. Hmm, but I must give it to him, he has good arms. And stomach. And butt. Help, Curt is secretly quite hot.
  3. Raft 2 comes sailing in with The Hague's Jomy. The first thing I wonder: isn't Jomy a bit too old for Curt? The whole thing feels a bit cougar-like.
  4. HOLY SH*T, is he really saying he's 38? I'm confused, I think. Thirty-eight? I would have believed 28, I think.
  5. The spicy Jomy immediately sets the tone with the hardest diss ever:
    “So nice and quiet here, huh?” – Curt
    “Yes, if you would just keep your mouth shut.”- Jomy
    HAHAHA. Okay, I like Jomy.
  6. Does she have a..? Yes, indeed. In the past, Eva had a fig leaf for her punani, but in 2017 that's just a clit piercing, no problem.
  7. The tampeloeres catch of this week? Quite long and thin, but twice as big as last week and maybe three times as big as week 1 with Sterretje. Well, your eyes do wander off for a moment.
  8. Call me clueless that I didn't know it, but I need that mouth game NOW. Would I use it on a first date? Hell the piep no, but in a tipsy mood with friends? Yessss.
  9. But honestly, would Jomy really have put that game in that bag herself? Hmm production, I'm keeping an eye on you.
  10. Eva 2 (Kim) comes sailing in. Just as many tattoos. Just as bad an accent. Well, the ten years younger version of Eva 1. I stick with Eva 1. Hopefully Curt too. Otherwise, you'll be completely grumpy if he doesn't even choose your favorite, that's how it works.
  11. Just a completely different question. If those people are so naked, where do they actually place the microphones? Just asking...
  12. I actually find that Curt quite a sympathetic guy. Give him a serious program people, instead of that childish nonsense and hula hoop crap. Who's with me? #CurtInBetterPrograms
  13. The trio changes clothes for the confrontation with clothes on and every time I get a HEART ATTACK. Kim's look? A dress that looks like it was vomited by a unicorn and Jomy, leopard print plus flower in your hair? Really? Poor, poor Curt.
  14. Fortunately, he chooses ‘my’ Eva: Jomy. “Yes, I really found my Eva here, it was very special.” Yeah, yeah, the same Eva you probably won't see again in the Netherlands, dude. Ah, television, huh.

Next week a slightly more exciting episode then? #Zinannnn.