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WHAT WE ALL THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING ADAM SEEKS EVA

Of course I had to see it. Hello, we're talking about a naked Inge de Bruijn here. You want to see that. I don't know exactly why, but you just watch it. So I watched. And I think this is the funniest television I've seen in a while. The combination of Farmer Seeks Wife, Expedition Robinson and Temptation Island resulted in about 741,000 viewers clean on the hook. Time for a round of ‘you thought this too’. And don't pretend it's not true.

  1. Holy f*ckers. Inge lives up to her last name. How can a person be so brown? HOW?! #IngeTeBruijn
  2. And, you can say a lot about her participation, but give me a body like that when I'm 43. Or eh, even now, that's fine too.
  3. Inge jumps naked from a raft. Commercial. Repeat of before the commercial. Commercial. Repeat of the repeat. Now I remember why I never watch TV.
  4. That clever girl knows how to pose by the way. Angel hair draped over the titties, hips turned a quarter turn, hand subtly in front of her flamoes. No, that Inge knows how to handle the camera.
  5. Okay, man 1 comes driving in. Looks pretty nice from afar. Hmm, real estate guy, smooth talker, twinkling eyes...
  6. Man 1 comes out of the water. I think I've never seen two people turn around each other so awkwardly. Inge's bleached Prodent smile turns into a nervous horse laugh.
  7. And then over to the shot where I had a horse laugh. In fact, I completely lost it HAHAHAHA. The part where Inge is being interviewed and Richard is standing in the background. With his legs wide. With his little shrimp in the sea. Sweep me up PLEASE, now I remember why I need to watch more television.
  8. Seriously, that Richard had a bit of a crazy tampeloerus. Yeah sorry, but don't tell me you didn't notice that.
  9. Nevertheless, huge respect for the people who sign up for this program. You really have to have balls to participate. Maybe those who watch are even worse than those who strip.
  10. And Richard has humor too. To Dennis's question: ‘Are you insecure about a certain body part?’ ‘At first yes, until I saw the previous episode with Tony.’
  11. And then suddenly there's another suitor on the horizon. Man 2 comes driving in (ex-military Yves with a tough youth and weight issues). You're all set, Inge. With that hipster boy and midlife man.
  12. The sponsor of this season? Gillette. You can tell right away from that smooth thing down under.
  13. Then there's that cringeworthy moment where Richard gives Inge a ‘self-made’ bracelet. I think filming in the kitchen of an average farmer on Farmer Seeks Wife is even less awkward.
  14. So he chops a coconut with his bare dick and Inge's reaction is: ‘Watch your fingers!’ HAHAAAAAAA.
  15. Here's a crazy fun fact. What if I told you that I was asked by a casting agency to participate in this program? This season, yes. No, I'm not joking. No, I didn't have to think long about it. By the way, another cool story for during drinks.
  16. Aren't those men on an island ever afraid that when they see a beautiful body they suddenly get a stiffy? Is NO ONE afraid of that? That would be my biggest fear.
  17. The moment supreme: the Adams and Inge get dressed. That bad shirt of Adam 1. Woehahahaha!

How does the whole story end? Inge gets a love key, hesitates and hesitates between man 1 and 2 and ultimately chooses... herself. Sweep. Me. Up. Inge, I love you. I'm already looking forward to next week.