YES. I. DO:

MediaMarkt comes with a ready-made wedding package

Very romantic? Mwah. Cheap and fun? Definitely. Yes, MediaMarkt is going to sell weddings. How does it work? At the checkout, you pay 9,499.00 euros and in return, you get a voucher for a wedding package. Was it already April 1st? Absolutely not, we are talking about a serious purchase here.

I can really picture it: your guy (or girlfriend) has proposed to you and a week later shows up with a MediaMarkt voucher. What would our sales director Daniëlle say? WHAT. A. JOKE. So, what exactly are you paying that little 10k for? A wedding dress from Mary Borsato, a tailored suit from Rietbergh, wedding rings, and a wedding cake, live DJs, and the best part: you get a Divorce actor Dirk Zeelenberg as the officiant. You just need to arrange the venue and some food/drinks. Totally doable, right? It saves you a hundred choices to keep your inner bridezilla in check.

Also cool by the way: there are three different packages available. The wedding voucher is also available for two men or two women. Best MediaMarkt folks, we think it's brilliant. But we’d prefer a Vera Wang. And these wedding photos please.

P.S.: Dirk, being married by you seems like it would really be a party.