6 things I totally don't understand about Stormy Daniels

And also not about Donald Trump

Responsible filth, that's what it is. Because not only is it entertaining to see how Donald Trump has to sit on his bruised buttocks, no, it also has great political value. Because if it's true that Trump (okay, he cowardly had his lawyer do it and claims to know ‘absolutely nothing’) paid porn actress Stormy Daniels $130,000, and that just before the elections, then he manipulated the truth and deliberately withheld important information that could have influenced the voter. And that's a serious matter. Hoping very hard that this little adventure means his premature exit, I want to share some things with you.

Why?

But really: why? Stormy says in 60 minutes that she found Donald Trump unattractive and was horrified at the thought of having sex with him. But she was ‘so stupid’ to go to his hotel room alone and yes, then you know what you have to do. But Stormy? Where's your no button? And why did you even go to his room? You know where Abraham gets his mustard, so what were you looking for? Anyway.

Ugh. Today I heard an American correspondent say that Donald Trump said something to Stormy that he says to all his mistresses. And that is that they remind him of his daughter. Isn't that intensely disgusting? And didn't Donald once say that if Ivanka hadn't been his daughter, he would definitely have gone for her? Brrr.

Do you get it?

It might be my inner blonde, but how is it that Stormy received $130,000 in hush money and is now giving interviews all the time?

Do you get it II?

And how is it that someone threatened her daughter and Stormy decided to accept hush money? Did she want to secure her family's safety with that? Okay, I can somewhat understand that. By accepting the hush money, you indicated that you would keep your mouth shut, because there was a sum of money involved. But why do you still talk? That's not really nice if you've made an agreement. And are you suddenly no longer worried about your daughter and your family?

Then this. Stormy claims to have a photo of herself and Donald. And apparently, it's a regular, garden-variety selfie, because such a photo is already circulating of them together. The news value of that is therefore nil. So if she really has something up her sleeve, it could very well be a spicy snapshot. I still need to mentally prepare for this, so thank you Stormy for giving us that time. But I really want to see it.

Who knows. The sniffing around Monica Lewinsky (and lying about it) almost meant the Waterloo of Bill Clinton. How wonderful would it be if Donald Trump had to end his term due to a hotel room session with Stormy Daniels? If there is a moral to this story, then it is this: think before you love.