All possible reasons why I am eating at this moment

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• I'm hungry.
• I'm bored.
• I'm stressed.
• I've been looking forward to this all day.
• I've always wanted to try this.
• This was really good last time.
• It was suddenly delivered to the office.
• I can't remember if I've ever tasted this, so I need to test it.
• In the absence of something better…
• Someone took the time to prepare this, so it's rude not to eat it.
• Someone took the time to buy this, so it's rude not to eat it.
• Everyone around me is eating right now too.
• Everyone around me is done eating, but there's still food left.
• My blood sugar feels a bit low.
• Too. Much. Coffee. On.
• I feel happy.
• I feel unhappy.
• My girlfriend is happy and I don't want to let her eat alone.
• My girlfriend is unhappy and I don't want to let her eat alone.
• I just ate something salty and now I want something sweet.
• I just ate something sweet and now I want something salty.
• I'm drunk.
• I'm stoned.
• I don't know what else to do at this boring party.
• I don't know what else to do during this boring meeting.
• I don't know what else to do at this boring wedding.
• This food smells good.
• This food smells a bit weird, but I might be judging too quickly. Let's test it.
• Later I won't have time to eat for a long time.
• I have no groceries at home.
• I don't want to eat any of my dirty groceries at home.
• I'm watching a cooking show.
• I just saw a food video on Instagram.
• I once saw a documentary about food waste and I don't want to contribute to that problem.
• I'm watching a series on Netflix.
• What? I'm in the cinema.
• I'm about to get my period.
• I'm on my period.
• I just got my period.
• My roommate is a feeder.
• It's time for breakfast.
• It's time for lunch.
• It's time for a snack.
• It's 4 o'clock Cup-a-Soup time.
• It's time for dinner.
• It's time for dessert.
• It's late-night snack attack time, definitely not to be confused with dessert.
• To finish off the pack completely.
• Because I'm starting a diet on Monday.
• My birthday is coming up.
• The printer is not working.
• I am being called by an unknown number.
• It is a full moon.
• Donald Trump.

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