Company WhatsApp, are you reading along? 6 things we want in WhatsApp

I'm going on vacation. And you all need to know that. Not because I want to make people jealous, no way, but rest, that's what I want. On my email, yes!, I have set an out of office, but business matters are increasingly handled via the app. So here comes my first wish for the company.

1. A WhatsApp out of office

That people understand that you just don't feel like replying. Thanks in advance.

2. Who views your profile picture?

That it gets clicked on and enlarged. Who does that? And why?

3. Seeing if someone deleted the chat history with you

And why does someone do that?

4. Giving permission for a group chat

That you can't just be added to a group. Uninvited. So annoying.

5. That you can leave a group unnoticed

6. That WhatsApp presents group chats that haven't been used for more than six months to you and asks if you'd rather dissolve them. Because in the case of birthday parties, it often goes wrong for me. Then I take the date from last year's app group.

Well, those kinds of things.