Hot news from Harry

and Pippa

No, no, no, no, no, it's not what you think. Really not that anything has happened between those two behind the marital curtains. Tsss. Harry would have to be completely crazy to trade Meghan for Pippa for Pippa. But there are two royal news items so I thought: I'll combine them in my piece.

First of all, Pippa is pregnant. Not by Harry, but just by her own husband. Pippa is on cloud nine but says she will adjust her sports regime a bit because those toned arms need to stay, of course. And the butt too. She doesn't have morning sickness like her sister Kate. Sporty Pippa announced her pregnancy in a sports column, as she wondered if she could maintain her workout rhythm. She is now only working out four times a week instead of five, she is putting the abs pull-ups (where you hang from a bar and pull your legs up) on hold for now and sticking to classes of 45 minutes per lesson. That's all for Pippa.

Then Harry. He was spotted for the first time after his honeymoon while he, yes, he too, was on his way to the gym. The gossip vultures immediately swooped in and saw that Harry was not wearing a ring on his finger. William, by the way, doesn't wear a ring at all, but Harry is an old romantic and wanted to seal the love of his life with a piece of precious metal on his finger. The gossip press finds it newsworthy. I would say: the poor guy is probably going boxing and then such a ring is particularly annoying.

So, you have something to talk about at the coffee machine later. Bye!