Just about Kate and Pippa's little brother

I want to talk to you about something, girlfriend. Can you open the bottle? It's of course about a handsome male specimen. With a beard. And a British accent. Because I have a weakness for that.

His name is James Middleton. And man oh man, what a handsome guy he is. Yes, you heard it right, I want to chat with you about the youngest member of the Middleton family, who, unlike his equally beautiful sisters, appears less in the public eye. Quite a shame actually. But what do we know about James besides the fact that he has just as good genes as Kate and Pippa? Let me catch you up...

• James is 29 years old and thus the youngest in the Middleton family. Perfect age, if I may say so.
• Besides being ‘brother of’, he is a very successful entrepreneur: he has several companies in the bakery industry.
• James is also known as the Willy Wonka of the UK. The best man owns, among other things, a company that prints photos on marshmallows.
• And that while the handsome Middleton has no diploma to his name.
• In the past, various photos with quite a bit of nudity have appeared on the worldwide web of James. WHY did I miss this?
• In 2013, he met British socialite Donna Air, with whom he is still together.
• I say: a matter of time. There will come a day when Mr. Donna trades in for a younger specimen (without kids), JOEJOE!
• Now I had hoped to type here that James likes to put on boxing gloves in his free time, flies around the world, or cooks up a storm. Unfortunately, he keeps bees, restores old tractors and Land Rovers (okay, in love) and breeds dogs.
• In his free time, James enjoys flipping through magazines about tractors (okay, and on to the next...).
• James once participated in the TV show ‘Survival of the Fittest’ and is thus still sporty. I'm telling you: ideal man, that brother of.
• “I want to be the best uncle ever,” he once said on Good Morning America (what about the best father ever, James?).

“Aside from the fact that yes, I am the brother of someone very important, I am, at the end of the day just James.” 

With these words, James shows that he doesn't differ much from his sisters in that regard. That suits you, James. Now I know for sure. I'm into you. Dating?