The solution for when you no longer feel like having sex

If you fall asleep on the couch with your mouth open during season sint-juttemis on Netflix, then that is not a starting signal to go have a good time with henkiepenkie. If you used to catch him in the kitchen, car, hallway, the stairwell, now you should be happy if you lie panting next to each other twice a week because of a little number and not because you are tired. The sex life... We can't make it more fun, but we can make it easier.

The solution is: do it like a Taoist. Now I'm not very familiar with Taoism, so I googled it a bit. ‘According to Taoism, everything is in perfect harmony that is not static, but in constant change. The balance is always shifting and nothing can exist without its opposite. Those who go with the flow of change can become the perfect person.’ Well, well, Wiki, that promises something.

Desire for sex doesn't disappear, they say, but it hides. And then it's suddenly child's play, because if you were a bit clever, then playing hide and seek would go just fine. Taoism makes it simple, because if you love each other, the desire for sex always. So you just have to stand against a tree, count to a hundred, and then search well. Or if that doesn't work, then they give you these two real solutions:

Solution 1 according to the Taoist: love yourself. Yes, that's the official translation for playing with yourself. If you know when, where, how, and what trick turns you on, then the machine is running and sex will follow naturally.

Solution 2 according to the Taoist: warm yourself up. Don't think this is the same, because warming yourself up happens in the upper room. Stop being angry because you don't have sex, stop arguing and blaming, that makes you a nicer (and tastier) person. And if you lie in bed a little less sour, then you are a magnet. Or at least more fun to go to bed with.