#WhenImNotDating

The most realistic hashtag on Twitter for all singles

It was said that 2017 was the worst year ever when it comes to dating. And 2018? That is the year when singles are going to seek love en masse. Sure, it's really nice to have someone to cuddle with every night (because secretly being the big spoon is the best), but can we also talk about how nice it is to be single? I mean: doing whatever you feel like, flirting and dating whoever you want, and if you haven't shaved once, that's totally okay.

But if you notice that you're struggling a bit with not having a +1 in your life, I’d like to refer you to Twitter. Type the following hashtag in the search bar: #WhenImNotDating. If you read everything that comes up here, believe me, the single life is really a dream. Here are at least a handful of the best responses about all the benefits of not dating anyone:

#WhenImNotDating I don’t wear pants around the apartment

#WhenImNotDating I have a brief moment of sanity

Whole Pizza Is Mine #WhenImNotDating

#WhenImNotDating my self-esteem remains intact

#WhenImNotDating I’m saving on breath mints

#WhenImNotDating I don’t have to share my food

#WhenImNotDating shaving is a distant memory

I’m in a relationship with Netflix #WhenImNotDating

#WhenImNotDating I get to keep my money

#WhenImNotDating I get validation from chocolate

#WhenImNotDating my cats are happy because I can eat almost every meal with them

#WhenImNotDating I’m in the best shape of my life. Let’s be real here, as soon as there’s a love interest involved, your food and alcohol intake increases.

#WhenImNotDating I don’t have to hold in my farts

Still decided that you don’t want to live aimlessly and that single life is not for you? No problem: we’ve got date tips for you. Joe joeee.