Why teacher Ank from De Luizenmoeder is totally the shit

‘HA-LLÓ EVERYONE, how nice that you are here!’ Are you also going completely crazy from this sentence? Yes, the world is divided into three camps: The Luizenmoeder fans, the haters, and the ‘I have no idea what the hell that Luizenmoeder even is’ category.

No matter which category you belong to: the NPO series De Luizenmoeder turns out to be a monster hit. More than 2.3 million (!) people watched the last episode. It doesn’t happen often that a series is received so well so quickly. Twitter has exploded. And rightly so. The antics at primary school De Klimop are incredibly recognizable, dryly comedic, politically totally incorrect (even crude) and yet hilariously funny. But we all know: teacher Ank (actress Ilse Warringa) carries the series. Teacher Ank is the shit. So it’s time for the life lessons we can learn from her.

Singing = by far the best way to exude authority / scare people away.

Fruit sugar is also sugar. Of course.

 
Meeting up? You can do that in the wet otter. With your mouth.

Something is not weird… but just very… special.

 
A tip for those who can’t get enough of Teacher Ank: follow this Twitter account if you want to lose it. About birthday protocols, participizza, and toilet roll crafts.

Bye, bye, bye parents of group 3! Ah fuck, stuck in my head all day…