7x waarom we allemaal van Temptations Sidney houden

Whether the boy is seriously such an uncontrolled projectile (or a sketch from Jiskefet), we are not entirely sure yet, but if there is anyone making this season of Temptation Island it's my boy Sid. The dances, the raps, the drunken antics: this is why we all lofffff Sid.

1. He gets stressed about what to wear for every campfire
‘I feel a bit rushed. I don't really know what to wear. Whether I should do my hair. Should I put on a cap? Should I not do my hair? Or should I? I do have a lovely cheerful outfit in mind. Should I wear a blouse? Yes. I already know. It's going to be the porn blouse.’ *sprays 40 milliliters of perfume over himself.

2. His improvisational rap skills are out of this world
‘Look, that frog is free. It can go anywhere it wants.‘ I mean: that song about that toad, dude. No frills. Honest, raw, moving. Sid, when are you going to drop your mixtape? And who can make sure that the toad rap becomes my new ringtone?

3. His drunken alter ego is just hilarious
Mr. makes a sport out of ending up lonely at the pool bar like a lost sheep and throwing at least three chairs into the water with a Hulk scream.

4. He is loyal to his Demi

At least, so far. And we have a suspicion that he will continue to be. I mean: he can't even see the other seductresses because he is way too busy with himself, haha lofffff.

5. And he is generous, because he bought her a new nose

Oh no, she bought that herself. Confusing. Well, in any case: he wants his girlfriend to feel like the most beautiful version of herself ‘Come on, sweetheart. It will really be beautiful. Just wait and see them look in the gym.’

6. Sid has style – as long as his hair is good
It's a bit unfortunate from the production that privacy is so hard to find that you can't even apply the grease between your balls and your quiff without cameras immediately being on you, but so be it. Sid does it for that.

7. He talks too much and then says things like this...

‘I don’t share things about my relationship with my friends either?’
‘Isn’t it my relationship?’
‘I don’t screw my friends in the ass?’
‘Uh, not that I do that with my girlfriend.’
*Silence…
‘Hahaha.’

And then just a moment for my favorite quote of this season:

‘You sometimes hear those stories... That even a grandpa cheats... or something.’

Yep, we can't escape it: you just gotta love Sidney.

P.S.: Say Videoland, give Sid and Deem a quick reality soap of their own. She prefers that he doesn't breathe in his sleep, remember? Already fun. A kind of caricature of a relationship in itself. The invoice for this brilliant idea is coming your way, bye!