From steaming to awkward, from painful to silly: 8 types of sex we all know

Cumming is just like getting up: one time it feels damn good, the next time it takes just a bit more effort. Since one disastrous session is not the same as another: 8 types of sex we all know.

The quickie in the toilet of a restaurant or bar

Oh dear, how vulgar. This is of course never the real you. This happens in a kind of horny moment of insanity that you have no control over. I don't know what it is with people and small, uncomfortable semi-public spaces, but we really enjoy it. And in, especially that.

The sex with that one friend you would never share a bed with – until it happened

And now a Kind of Situation Has Developed Where You No Longer Dare to Face the Other.

The sex where you discover how much you actually enjoy being rough

So he (or she) suddenly gives you a slap on the butt, then pulls your hair and you suddenly realize: okay, I'm getting turned on, apparently my inner primal woman likes this shit.

The anal sex that, uh, didn't quite go as planned

Still a bit naive to think it wouldn't hurt. Three. Days. Not. Being. Able. To. Walk.

The furious make-up sex

It remains a strange phenomenon. One minute you could kill each other and then bam, one animalistic angry look can turn everything around and make you horny. What's wrong with us?!

The first time having sex with someone else after a long relationship

Goodness, you don't know what hits you. And yet it can feel a bit awkward, because you've gotten so used to your ex's body. Stop comparing, just enjoy the ride.

The one night stand (and the accompanying walk of shame)

On the way home – walking on one shoe – you can only wonder what the actual fak possessed you.

The uh, I'm-still-a-little-bit-on-my-period sex

Women who say they don't do this: you're lying. Doing the horizontal tango during your period is actually not such a bad idea. One word: shower sex. Please. A bit of lubricant and go for it.