Everything you think when you're on your way to Orlando Bloom right now

Knees shaking and a sweaty upper lip. I'm on my way to my dream man. No, he doesn't know it yet, but in a few hours we'll be looking into each other's eyes. Orlando and me. I’m on cloud 9. Not just because I'm literally flying over England right now, but also because Orlando is one of the few men with whom I have a free pass from my boyfriend. Anyway. Orlando stars in Carnival Row, a brand new series from Amazon Prime. So I was asked if I would like to interview him. Uh, you get what the answer was. And with a few hours left before The Big Meeting, I can only think this.

1. What should I wear?
2. How is my hair?
3. Is it just me or have I not seen Orlando in big movies and series for a while?
4. Would he be nervous today to talk to the press? Or is someone with his experience long past that?
5. Is he still with Katy Perry? Were they going to get married? Really? What would Katy Perry think if a 27-year-old girl from the Netherlands ruins her wedding?
6. Okay, just kidding.
7. Maybe not.
8. But seriously. How is my hair?
9. How do you interview a person who gives you shaky knees since high school?
10. Do I have my six voice recorders with me? This conversation MUST be recorded in case I touch my hair a hundred times, look at his mouth while he talks, wiggle in my chair, and in the meantime store anything but information.
11. Kiki Bloom sounds pretty good.
12. Like a kind of Pokémon, yes.
13. How is my hair?
14. Where is my deodorant?
15. Do I need to wear heels for this interview?
16. Of course I need to wear heels. The man has been with Miranda Kerr, jeez.
17. Oh wait, Cara Delevingne is there too. She plays his co-star in Carnival Row.
18. Cara is nice, right? I can really imagine that. I always find her so wonderfully authentic. Cara gets too little attention in this article. I'll make it up later, darling. Sorry.
19. Hey wait, they play lovers. Cara has filmed a kiss with Orlando. She has. Respect. I need to infiltrate these higher circles.
20. Okay, maybe I should just focus on the interview questions.
21.  Bye.
22. More later.

Orlando, Cara, get ready to stir things up. The Kiekster is coming.