Everything you want to know about today: Oral Sex Day

A very sexy good Friday everyone. So in 2019 we have a holiday for just about everything. We have a Bad Hangover Day (on January 1, when we all pretty much have a hellish hangover), Take Another Name Day (February 13), Everything You Do is Good Day (March 16, I will definitely celebrate that next year), and Hug an Australian Day (April 26). If you want to include all the days, you’ll fill an entire year and that’s a bit too much of a good thing. So we need to be selective with our holidays. That’s why I chose this one, because it’s definitely worth celebrating.

Today is actually Oral Sex Day, or 6/9. If you find yourself in the US: this day is celebrated on June 9. But hey, let’s not make it difficult, let’s just celebrate it extensively twice a year, fun. For today: cancel your plans, don’t go out to the pub tonight, but open a bottle of wine with your lover and celebrate Oral Sex Day like never before. By the way, don’t confuse this day with Steak & Blowjob Day (celebrated on March 14). Besides the fact that it’s on a different day, this is also a day where women deserve just as much attention. Oral Sex Day is for everyone. Yippie-a-yay.

How long this day has been celebrated is not entirely clear to me, but position 69 has been celebrated for years, what am I saying: centuries. Our ancestors are already visible celebrating an Oral Sex Day in Egyptian wall paintings. An ancient fine tradition, which became incredibly popular again in the 70s thanks to the gem Deep Throat. I must honestly admit I have never seen this film, but maybe I’ll put it on tonight in honor of this holiday. Maybe I’ll watch it tonight..

If Oral Sex Day is just like any other day for you, take a step further. Grab that Kamasutra book and push your boundaries. I have a suspicion that everyone will wake up with a big smile tomorrow after this top day. If you’re still in the festive mood, September 7 is the International Beard Day, so keep on celebrating.