Kiki's temptation babbles
A very good horny disaster tourist morning, lovely people. It's already day 12 on Temptation and the sparks and twerks and little villains are starting to emerge on a micro level. Hi Demi. Hi Gaetan. Big brother is watching you. Look, if Temptation were to last a total of three months, something might actually happen in this group. For now, we have to make do with the online gossip and after-fun. Time to babble? Alllll you guys and gals, straight ahead!
1. In men's resort Baan Asan, the chairs are once again flying into the pool during the glorious morning hours. The excuse for the shameless behavior is indeed very original, Sid, I must give you that. ‘The humidity here or something. Or the weather. Or lack of oxygen. I have no idea.’
2. IF. THE. VOICE. OVER. IS. A. BOSS. PART. 278…
‘But luckily there is one certainty on Temptation Island... And that? That is a well-rested Roger.’ HAHAHA.
3. ‘Man, what happened here?!! As if a tractor just drove by. I didn't know what was going on anymore for a moment.’ They call that a party, buddy. A BASH. Nice to meet you. Unfortunately, you're just three weeks too late for Sidney's frog rap. Too bad...
4. The production really needs to explain to me what exactly they are casting for with the seducers. In my worst nightmare, Ayleen crawls up my stairs at night with wet hair and in a doctor's outfit, looking for the meat between my boyfriend's legs...
5. But seriously, I understand that those production budgets sometimes leave a lot to be desired, but couldn't they have arranged something a bit fancier for the doctor's outfits? MY GOD. TERRIFYING.
6. Can Milou please participate in that new show Just Tattoo Of Us? She doesn't give a damn what Jaimy is painting on her leg anymore, and I just think it would be really nice if a punky platypus with a mohawk suddenly appeared on her calf.
7. In the category of Sid's tile wisdom: ‘I come from Edam. Edam cheese is very famous. In Egypt, there is Edam cheese. And I don't know where else Edam cheese is. It's just international.’ Just saying, guys.
8. Demi's strange trinkets also come up. ‘I just find feet really nasty things that are attached to your body. And I especially find that very unpleasant to see in other people.’
9. The ladies‘ vibe in Villa Riva is also getting cozier. ’Do you actually want to see your boyfriend?‘ ’Nah. You?‘ ’Not really. You?‘ ’Totally not.'
10. The contrast with manic-depressive Heikki, who is throwing one plea after another into the world, becomes even greater.
‘Honey, please don't go any further than you've done so far. Because I don't want to be without you. Can't be without you. But please. You are quite flirty. And that makes me fucking jealous. Honey, I will never let you go.’ Awh gussss. Heart for Heikki.
11. As Jaimy proves on television in two minutes that there are actually still very few functioning brain cells chilling in his brain.
Two minutes earlier. ‘I sleep with every woman, but I will always have respect for women. And always be good to them. Always.’
Two minutes later: ‘She's actually hopeless. And that's sad to play into... But that's what we're going to do.’
12. WHERE IS HUNG?
13. Oh gosh, what a cliffhanger... To see next week how Heikki kicks Ayleen out of his room. Pfff, can't wait!
P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you also broke down when Heikki went looking for his friend with the camera crew and Sid casually shouted: ‘YOOOO, I'm just shaving my balls!’ HAHAHA.
