No way: Alexis Carrington leaves Dynasty

If anyone is up for a scandal, it's Alexis Carrington. She is still totally in love with her ex-husband Blake and thus a huge hater towards his new wife(s). Her most genius outfits are those à la Versace, Saint Laurent, and Off-White, topped off with Louboutin heels on her feet to her most bizarre moments of fame. Our Dynasty-heart has just been broken into a thousand pieces because Sheridan (Alexis Carrington) is leaving the series. Why are we going to miss her so much? Here's why (SPOILER):

1. The moment Alexis is in the hospital and has nothing serious. Although she thinks otherwise and sends herself a bouquet or ten flowers every day to have them displayed by the nurse next to her bed. Oh, and her turban matches her pajamas #lifegoalsinthehospital.
2. Her relationship with Hank. Just because she has decided that he is her lost son to lift the spirits, but in the meantime, he is incredibly her boyfriend. 
3. She tries to be a mother, but she is anything but good at it. 
4. Her outfits. LOVE. IT. 
5. The moment she tries to chase Kirby out of the house by bribing her psychiatrist and having Kirby committed to an asylum when she finds out that Kirby knows about the affair with her father and Alexis. 
6. When Alexis is completely convinced that Melissa Daniels is faking her pregnancy and thus breaks into her house and then finds out through clothing tugging that she is wrong.
7. The moment at Steven and Sam's baby shower where everyone finds out that butler Anders is Steven's father and thus Steven is not a Carrington at all. Oh Alexis, you go, girl… 
8. When she gets kicked out of the house and moves back into her caravan. This is next level glamping.
9. When she would arrange her daughter Fallon's wedding venue but ultimately came home with a slightly better deal for herself… 
10. Trying on wedding dresses (for Fallon), where Alexis leaves the dress-up party shortly after with a handful of hair less and a torn skirt. 
11. That she deliberately runs over Mimi. ‘Pray on that bitch.’ Oh, and of course Alexis then needs a neck brace to dramatically flop down on the couch. 
12. The fact that she always argues with Cristal because Alexis is still completely convinced that she is his dream woman. ‘Cristal, I thought you were gone. But you're back. Just like gonorrhea,’ says Alexis. 
13. And then there's the baby standing in front of her caravan. She decides not to call the police but to swap the baby with the baby Jesus from the nativity scene, which Sam then ‘very spontaneously’ finds together with Alexis. Like duh, everyone would do that, right? 
14. And when the baby is stolen back, Alexis pulls the entire press conference towards herself to shine as the ‘sad grandma’. 
15. The spa in her room. Just check how awesome it looks. 
16. The moment she manages to lure Cristal's ex-husband to the Carringtons' house to stir up Blake and Cristal's relationship.