STOP. IT. I'M. GETTING. BLACK. FRIDAY. STRESS.

And now I want nothing? Do you hear me? Nothing. I have enough already, you see. No mailbox, I don't want new sneakers with fifty percent off at Adidas. I do want that. No, I don't want a discount code at Body & Fit for protein powder. I do want that. I don't want a cheap flight ticket from KLM. I do want that. No 50% discount on Ideal of Sweden phone cases with an extra 10 percent off if you add Gaby Blaaser's code. SIGH. Special offers during ‘Cyberweekend’, yes, but ‘our Black Friday ends up Monday?!’ Hahaha, guys, what is this? I have an itch. A rash. Spots on my neck too. I think it's BF stress. No idea what to do... I think the same as I have done the past three years during Black Friday. Exactly NOTHING! The redemption! The freedom! Friends, it is wonderful!