20x What I thought during the first week of Love Island
How wonderful is it that we can enjoy every day again from Love Island? This is the most pointless, but at the same time the best distraction, right? And how brilliant: those participants are just chilling together in quarantine. No corona, nothing. Just chilling with their butts in a villa in Gran Canaria and nothing is wrong. Hopefully find a (holiday) love and done is Kees. Well, the first week is over and there is already a lot going on. Yes, there comes a spoiler here and there. Because in a week there in the Spanish sun a lot can happen.
1. THAT VILLA. Speaking of an upgrade, wow. This is quite an upgrade 2.0.
2. Is a new single now called a ‘bombshell’? Or is it just called that because Fabiënne really is a bombshell? #durftevragen
3. Fabiënne already said beforehand that she didn't come to make friends. Ehh, no, that's clear, you know.
4. I’ll say it in advance: Joan and Mert will be the steady couple. I think they are too cute together. They are going to (have to) be the OG this season.
5. And if you ever think you have a flat accent: there’s a good chance that Joan will still outdo you.
6. Look, I’ve never participated so maybe I shouldn’t judge, but they always say that everything ‘goes so much faster in the villa’ and that’s why there’s already crying after day two. DAY TWO. Oh excuse me, it was Rafaëlla, so not crying, but weeping.
7. Everyone has their thing and everyone has their clothing choices, but am I the only one who would recommend Fabiënne to choose a size larger when it comes to bikini tops?
8. Josephine-Charlotte is really bored to death with Axel. I understand that she’s craving a new man.
9. Tell me: what does everyone see in that Mattheüs? I. Don’t. See. It.
10. Fabiënne: ‘If I leave here without having been in a couple with you, I will always wonder what would have happened.’ Well well, always? Four days ago you had never heard of this whole guy and you were doing just fine.
11. I find it hilarious that people initially form a couple because they find each other attractive and only then get to know each other. But everyone makes such a big deal when there’s talking with others. You just met?! I understand that Josephine-Charlotte aka JC is bummed.
12. Although she’s not as innocent as she seems. Hoppa right in with Mattheüs (I still don’t get it), and Joan should also watch out.
13. ‘If I don’t find a girl attractive, I don’t have to talk to her.’ Oh no, Joan, never mind. False alarm. No stress.
14. Secretly I really feel Imen and Remco, you know. She’s just non-stop cheerful and even though he’s not really sparkling yet… I see hope here. The new Denzel and Aleksandra maybe?
15. Romance in 2020: making a smoothie for someone. It can be that simple, true love.
16. Relationship tip from Mattheüs to Mert: ‘But if you’re going to form a couple with someone else and can still move on, then you show Joan that it’s sincere.’ Ehh, how does this work exactly?
17. I also don’t think Joan supports that vision, because the disgust was palpable when Filip even came near her mouth. HAHA.
18. I actually already forgot that Fabiënne and Remco were a couple, but that they also have to stay a couple. They really have ZERO chemistry, right? Do they even talk to each other?
19. Filip forming a couple with JC (talking about zero chemistry)… Honestly: I think he knew that Joan would finish him off if he chose her.
20. ‘Aftersun’ is the episode on Sunday, or the day when nothing happens and therefore the episode that I completely skip.
Okay, now you. Is it better or worse this year? I feel like the whole group is really so much younger than previous years, but maybe that’s just because I’m getting older myself. Doesn’t matter, because I enjoy just as much all the love troubles that are already happening after ONE WEEK. It can only get better of course.
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