Kiki’s Expedition Robinson Chatter: Holland vs. Belgium
Hey ho, hey ho, in Leuven they do it like this. Seudeeeeknetter hey! Belgium is going on the tactical course. Nelleke and Natassia are doing a happy dance and Dennis is steaming towards Wraakeiland, where he meets Farah and immediately realizes what an Absolutely. Modest. Pleasant. Sympathetic. Hardworking. Girl. that is. People knowledge, you know, that Dennis. Phew.
Well, shall we? Chat about little skeletons on the island? Awesome.
1. FIRST OF ALL: CONFETTI. CLAPS AND SILICONE HUGS JOTTEM OUR NELLEKE THE CAT WITH NINE LIVES IS ONE ROUND FURTHER. THERE. That had to come out. Excuse me. Moving on.
2. Can someone just tell that poor Herman – completely happy in the new camp – that it’s not going to work out with that rat trap? Honesty lasts the longest. Come on people, do something.
3. Five things that annoy today.
- It’s not summer today.
- It’s not summer tomorrow either.
- It’s not summer in three days either.
- It’s not summer in a month either.
- Farah who says one more time: ‘Farah’s Wraakeiland’.
4. Does Koen have a partner? If I were him, I would leave that person immediately. Someone who can lie so much that such a yellow T-shirt is a good idea for a month in the jungle. Wow. You have to watch out for those people. Get out of there Koen, very quickly. Come on, pack your stuff and run. Brrrrr.
5. Do you guys also think that Wraakeiland is really disappointing? I was hoping for real bittersweet revenge, bitches. Not ‘starve each other out – and hit the gong – and then do the test on the stair-island. #Gaaap
6. Expedition Robinson ‘Yo mama diss’ 2020. ‘I almost wanted to give them a lighter, because they didn’t get going at all.’ – Elroy.
7. Tweet of the week: ‘Biggest surprise of episode 7. Koen speaks English. He knows the word ‘retard’. However, with a strange pronunciation. Still respect, Koen. NOT #expeditierobinson’
8. Well guys, Cafetaria Farah is closed again. Let’s see how long she’s going to starve Dennis again. Oh, he’s challenging her. Not long then. Okay, but win it then, Den? Right? Den? Earth to Dennis? NOOOOOO. SHIT. I honestly feel very, very bad for Dennis.
9. Omg, noooooo. That all-destroying sob of his. My heart breaks into a thousand pieces.
10. Oh wow, Jesus, Eva. I could cry too. What a tough bunch all of a sudden! Come on people, it’s just a game, right? Ai ai. And this just shows: don’t be too present because you’ll get killed immediately.
P.S.: It’s just that that poor girl barely makes the edit (which means she’s going far, you understand), but Anouk is such a super fun girl. I texted her yesterday before the broadcast, check here.
P.P.S.: For sure Eva is going to send that Farah home next week. I FEEL IT.
P.P.P.S.: Rest in peace, Dennis. Nice guy. You will be missed.
