Kiki's Expedition Robinson Brabbels: Holland vs. Belgium

My good, guys, is it normal that I shed a tear during episode 11? I really did, HAHAHA. What an episode, allmemaggies. There was shit given to each other, there was shit not given to each other, there was a laugh, there was a tear, there was a fight. What more do we want? Babble? Okay okay, let’s geuuuuu.

1. Actually, I’m realizing more and more each week that Koen is an misunderstood soul to the Dutch viewer. That hate-on-Dutch tactic came off a bit too aggressive to us, but there’s time for a second chance. I’m just going to say it: I see little wrong in that man. So. I said that.

2. The same goes for Thomas by the way. I found the bearded alpha man SUPER annoying at first, now I cried when he almost broke down from missing and sadness. Omg. What is this game doing to me. Completely to the hell, Kiek. Quickly move on.

3. HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE ARE SENSATIONS WASABI & GINGER CHIPS? DIVINE!

4. Oh wow, what a mindfuck indeed, the challenge of this week. Making each other’s bag extra heavy and then loudly stating who you grant the extra weight. #Lulluuuugh

5. Hahaha, Herman who is trying to act tough out of some frustration. ‘Wimp.’ ‘Can’t we add something else, guys?’ And then dry Jorik: ‘Herman, act normal man. This doesn’t suit you at all.’

6. Meanwhile, Ruth is preparing a three-course dinner for herself. Starter: surimi sashimi. Main: King Crab with North Sea crab mousse and coconut crab bites. And for dessert? Fucking revenge old man, because that is sweet. Jorik big-bear-guy, I think you should sleep with one eye open from now on because Ruth, WOEIII, I’m genuinely scared of this woman, hahaha.

7. Remix of Thomas’ song. This one is for you, you know who… ‘Toot toot toot, Ruth is coming. Toot toot toot, she’s definitely going to hit you. Toot toot toot, Ruth is going to do something. Toot toot toot, shoots with her harpoon.’ JORIK? RUN, DICK!!!!!!

8. Herman who wants to steal the ladle as his last rebellious act = life.

9. Especially that whole fight! Kevin, darling! There you are finally! Look at you, completely butterfly-like crawled out of your cocoon, ready to fly in the big bad world. ‘This drama queen hopefully sends you and your twenty mangoes home.’ I’m going to die. Love Kevin suddenly so much.

10. Herman, little penis doctor with the cool glasses, you’ve escaped the dance for 23 days. It’s time to go home, my friend. You did a great job. Just give that ladle back and take your loss. Next time do it again with the kids, totally more your thing, I think.

P.S.: Candidates, really, really respect for all of you. This is the first time I’ve shed a tear. Most beautiful moment Robinson so far. Today you all won.

P.P.S.: Heart at the bottom if you also feel drama queen Kevin on the Céline Dion ship during this corona fever. YOU GO KEV, HAHAAAA. ‘There’s naaaaaaaaathing aajj feeeeeear.’

P.P.P.S. Follow me on @kikiduren (and check Stories) for the best Kevin moments of this week.