Kiki’s Expedition Robinson Chatter: Holland vs. Belgium

But all of it, I mean. A bunch of idiots. Wow! It's going completely wrong there with the Filipinos again. Are we still enjoying this? Or are we going to complain a bit on Twitter? Yes, I see you all. Mixed feelings about the fact that all the strong muscle bundles are being put on the plane versus the muscular nails that laugh their way to the final. Meanwhile, Ruthje is finally back in the game, trying to reclaim her spot in the group. It's just not going smoothly. Because the borders between Belgium and the Netherlands are clearly blurring and the skipper has been crossing over lately. Well, shall we then? I thought. Joe.

1. I just need to know. Am I the only one who sees Koen's IQ rising with each episode? On one hand, it's incredibly kamikaze that he has stolen all his votes, but on the other hand: who still sees him as the biggest threat with zero votes? Is this perhaps the overarching boss tactic that bears fruit every season? Be strong, but not too strong?

2. Wow, are we already in the final without me knowing? What's up with that trial, man? It's giving me a spontaneous panic attack.

3. How would Liesbeth have found that trial? HAHAHA.

4. Jorik. 41-year-old HERO that you're walking around. ‘I give 100 percent. Until my last muscle fiber, I'm in it. First, let's see if I can roll. Okay no, I'm going to go through the ropes like a rolled roast.’ #haaahaaalifegoals

5. Here it comes. Robinson quiz. Who am I? ‘I felt this directly.
This is going to be a struggle with Jorik.
With Jorik.
With Jorik.’
Hjb. Speak normally.

6. Well, respect for Kevin actually, who is just very honest with Ruth about the crossing over. If I were her, I would have pooped all over that island before going home. On all those damn beds at the head end, hahaha.

7. I MISS NELLEKE.

8. My inner patriotism makes me secretly enjoy that team Belgium is realizing one by one that the ‘strong’ pact of the Dutch is still going strong and that one after another snitch is crossing over, moo-ha-ha-ha.

9. Anouk is really such a one of the guys kinda girl, right? Delightful. Twitter be jealous be like: ‘Is she maybe doing all the men behind the bushes?’ Ha sour people.

10. Tweet of the week: ‘Ruth often sounded like she had drunk too much, and I wasn't really a fan of hers but she was a worthy Robinson. Some people weaken after so many days, others get stronger. Ruth and Jorik are such people. #expeditierobinson’

Okay, but now we're all completely pissed because Ruth has been voted out. Because she was such a good Robinson. Okay okay agree: she was, but let's not forget that Ruth played just as tactically? That she knocked Nelleke out? That she is the only one who keeps saying ‘the Belgians’, while the rest doesn't even care anymore and Koen, Thomas, and Kevin are chilling hard in team Holland?

So... Sorry Ruthje. Not sorry.

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