Kim and Kanye are trying to save their marriage

If you're a Kardashian and you're having marital problems, you don't just go to couples therapy. No, you book a gigantic villa in the Caribbean and go there to sort everything out in the sun. With a private chef, butler, and all the bells and whistles, of course.

Now I have to say that Kim and Kanye's marital problems may occur a bit less frequently among the general public. Unless you also know a lot of couples with issues because the man just can't get it out of his head that he wants to become president of America. I certainly don't know any.

It should be clear that Kim is also a bit fed up with that plan to become president. That seems to be a forbidden topic during this outing. Nothing about politics. They are not exactly on the same page about that... Kanye is anti-abortion, while Kim was an ambassador for Planned Parenthood for years (which arranges abortions for teenage mothers). And that's just a small example of the many differences.

Okay, no conversations about politics then. I guess Kanye will have to justify himself for calling Kim's mother Kris Jong-un on Twitter? That he didn't treat Kim very nicely on that same medium? At least he has that in common with the current president: they both would be better off staying far away from Twitter... Oh no, no politics.

The kids are also said to be going along on this marriage-saving mission, where they flew there on a private jet. Their accommodation is described as a ‘fort’: so there's little chance we'll see any photos of this... But to be continued undoubtedly, probably on Twitter.