The latest Temptation Island gossip in a row: things are going very wrong at the new bonfire

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Temptation Gossip girl over here. Just a little catch-up. Frozen raspberry Melissa and Gianni are out because of the smuggled phone call. But haven't you heard the latest rumour? Do you already know that Arda is cheating with Eline? The operator with the nose piercing? Yes. Couldn't be otherwise after that mating dance, huh? At the new campfire, Elke (oh, the missus is far too cute for this world, isn't she?) gets to see the footage and, as you can imagine, it doesn't go entirely well.

Well, what else do we have. Ah! Also, did you already know that newcomer Zach is immediately making out with ‘play pony’ Romee? And that he is reportedly going to joker at one of the campfires? WAHAAH. This probably happens right at the beginning. Of course, it is at all questionable whether newcomers Zach and Simone are in a relationship, but that aside.

Oh, and another thing: two new seducers are arriving today. Ha. It is up to 23-year-old Yentl and 27-year-old Bibi to spoil relationships. By the way, he seems to have a massage degree in his pocket. Hmmm. Dangerous material.

Finally, we have a loose-lipped Karim who seems to slip up. When Karim tells the girls in the villa about the moment he and Roshina had to say goodbye, he accidentally calls her ‘his ex’. He still tries to save himself: ‘I said that, but it was not meant that way at all’, but the girls know what time it is. ‘Roshina is becoming history,’ says Cheyenne. Uh oh. Save the drama for ya mama. You get the picture: derision and misery this season. Just the way we like it.

Oops, did I say that out loud?