This is what you want to do with your lover: make your own vibrator

Talking about sex toys is no longer a taboo, right? I believe that's not the case at all. Sex toys are totally okay, whether you use them alone or with your partner. But often, sex toys like vibrators and dildos are a bit... Impersonal? Uncharming? Of course, with these kinds of things, it really is about functionality and not about design, but with my previous lover, we wanted to go a bit more towards custom-made sex toys.

Okay, not entirely true: we just found it incredibly hilarious. I was going on a vacation, he wasn't coming along, and yes, you do miss having sex together. And of course, I would have preferred to take him in his entirety, but with his genitals, I got quite far — it can be that simple sometimes. Well, after making some jokes back and forth about this, we thought this must surely exist. And yes, a simple search on the usually so neat site bol.com led me to the most brilliant concept called Clone A Willy.

CLONE. A. WILLY. Sorry, but that name alone is just genius, right? I seriously wonder how many people have actually cloned willies to use the vibrator, because it's still quite a challenge to make something nice out of it. But hey, otherwise, you just make it an original nightlight, right?  It actually glows in the dark. Can it get any better? Oh yes, definitely, it was honestly stated in the descriptions that you can use it, besides as a vibrator, also as decoration for your coffee table to break the ice with guests. HAHA.

I really laughed my head off during this DIY afternoon. Is the result worth showing? Ehm... No. I guess it still needs a retake, but really: it's so hilarious to do this. Absolutely with a glass or two of wine and just craft away. And folks, it's now also available for purchase on Bol with a 44 percent discount. Let’s go and let’s clone a willyyyyyy. Photos of the result can of course be shared, but... It's not a must, okay?.