Don't get me wrong, after a good bottle of wine and going out to eat (I seize every excuse to eat out) I'm not really a Valentine's Day celebrator. This is because it usually awkwardly coincides with my carnival practices. But I couldn't help but chuckle at Lush's Valentine line. A firm eggplant, cheeky peaches, a love locket, and the naked attraction massage bar. Valentine's Day is going to be soaking, uuuh soaping hot. Now we are left with the amusing (and concerning) question: how do you soap yourself in with such an eggplant?