What? Almost 300 euros for a Martien Meiland voicemail? A bunch of crazies

‘How gooood that you’re calling, darling. But sorry, Kiki can’t pick up the phone right now. No way, silly girl, we’re so busy. Wine, wine, wine!’ Honestly, isn’t it fan-tas-tic when Martien records your voicemail for all those moments when you’re too busy/don’t feel like answering? Fantastic yes, until you hear what you pay for it on VakantieVeilingen. Dutch people are happily bidding against each other and meanwhile the first voicemail (a total of ten will be raffled) has already gone under the hammer for 115 euros and the second one is already at 261 euros. EXCUSEZ LE MOT? There’s quite a price tag on it then. Or to speak in the language of the flamboyant castle lord: ‘It’s just unbelievable. A bunch of crazies.’ But hey, then you do have an original Martien. Ah, who am I.