Why Meghan can never do anything right

You would be Meghan Markle. Where she was once collectively embraced, now one story after another emerges that would expose her opportunistic nature. I don't know the best girl and from a distance I understand her well. Out of that stuffy royal house, full throttle from the skin-colored tights, and back to the life where you could decide for yourself which job you would and wouldn't take, but then with your beloved Harry and a son. Meghan just seems unable to do anything right. Even in Canada, The Globe and Mail (the largest newspaper in Canada) has written that the duke and duchess are not welcome.

Whatever Meghan does, it seems to be wrong anyway. Even if she does the same as Kate Middleton.

Just a few examples.

Meghan strokes her pregnant belly, just like Kate did.

With Kate, the press thought it was nice that Kate placed a ‘protective hand’ over her belly. With Meghan, it was vain, provocative, and ‘it must have been some kind of age bonding technique’.

Meghan ate avocados during her pregnancy (she called it the ‘avocado whispering toast’ because it was such a good remedy for her morning sickness), just like Kate Middleton did. With Kate, everyone thought it was cute that William fed her avocados and together they fought morning sickness. Meghan received criticism for eating a fruit that destroys the earth, causes water shortages, and is linked to ‘human rights abuse’.

William and Kate were not at the Queen's this Christmas and that received no comments or criticism. But Harry and Meghan's absence this Christmas caused an avalanche of criticism. It would be ‘a matter of great sadness and a source of frustration’ for that poor, poor queen.

Meghan, I would just crawl under my duvet with Archie and Harry and hibernate like the Canadian bears and very carefully come out again in April.