Why you should never have sex during corona again

There are people who say that there is an enormous baby boom coming as a result of corona. Because being together in a house + having nothing else to do = having sex like rabbits = a baby boom.

Well, I can tell you: if that happens, it’s only with people who don’t have children yet. Because sorry, when on earth is a person supposed to have sex when there are two or three kids running around all the time? It’s mom this, mom that, can I have lemonade on the left, I’m bored on the right, can you help me with that math problem which I actually know the answer to but hey, I just like it when you look over my shoulder and so on. I think it’s impressive that I can still comb my hair and brush my teeth, but further me-time is really a concept from the B.C. era.

In the past, you could still possibly escape to a hotel as a couple if you really wanted to show each other all corners of the room. But those are closed too. My friend D recently just sat in the car for ten minutes in front of the Albert Heijn. Just to be alone for a moment. But to have sex in that car in front of the Albert Heijn, mwah. Medium idea.

So in short, that baby boom thing at the beginning of 2021, I’ll have to see it to believe it. They are definitely not second children, I’m sure of that. Because a. parents who already have children don’t have time to have sex and, to quote my friend D again: ‘They really don’t want any more children.’

That last one was a joke, you understand.