10 unnecessary stupid facts about cats

Is it true that your cat actually wants to kill you? Kitty meow, what are you doing to me now? Did you already know this about your purrfect kittycat?

1. Cats can recognize voices. If she doesn't respond? Then she's probably playing hard to get. Yes, they do that more often. Dragons.

2. Look, these are fun facts that make me happy. Having a cat at home can reduce the risk of a stroke or heart attack by as much as a third! I think that's something.

3. Adult cats really only meow to communicate with humans. And they are little tricksters. Cats can very well adjust their meow to manipulate people. For example, they try to imitate human babies when they want food. HAHA.

4. Oh and, fun fact: female cats are often right-pawed while male cats usually use their left paw the most. Aawh.

5. The richest cat in the world is worth 13 million dollars. This is what the little creature inherited when its owner passed away, leaving it this amount.

6. Speaking of commitment: when a cat died in ancient Egypt, family members shaved off their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.

7. Is your cat anxious or aggressive towards you? Then be glad it's not that big, because according to a study at the University of Edinburgh, there's a very good chance they would otherwise take you down. The only reason they don't is that they can't handle us in terms of size. Swallow.

8. Cats can (if they have to, right) run almost fifty kilometers per hour. In comparison: this is faster than athletic hero and world record holder Usain Bolt.

9. Bizarre but true: the oldest Dutch cat ever lived to be 28 (!) years old.

10. Oh, and just a bit of cuteness to end with: cats can only sweat from the pads of their paws (OMG) and they squint their eyes to give a signal of ‘it's okay’. Can’t handle.