A glimpse into the madness of Trump

In the category ‘we can do without’ I present today: Trump. Finally, the most absurd president ever is leaving the White House. I have quiet hope that we will never see such a type there again.

Let's take a minute to go through some absurd moments with you.

1. The healthiest president ever
At the start of Trump's presidency, there was quite a bit of fuss about his health. Trump had doctor Harold Bornstein make a statement about the physical condition of the new president. Actually, it was just unparalleled and extraordinary, so incredibly good. Has anyone recently watched Obama's basketball hop? Just saying. The doctor later revealed that Trump dictated the statement. Why are we not surprised by this?

2. Nice to stick around
A small thing, but it's quite funny. Trump tried to tape his tie several times, which caused some amusing flapping when leaving airplanes. Red tie, tape on the inside.

3. Poor little thing
On Christmas Eve, there seems to be a standard call time in the White House. Melania and Donald also called children from all over America, during which Trump asked a seven-year-old girl (!) if she still believed in Santa. Because, he said: ‘At your age, that's on the edge, right?’ This man, this man.

4. Trump and corona
Melania and Donald both got corona. He was even briefly hospitalized. As a precaution, his spokespersons reported. To prove that, he got into the car with his security team for a lap outside the hospital. Where he was because he was infected, yes. Sitting in the car next to his security people. And then looking surprised as the virus continues to spread.

5. Oh, and Melania was there too
She has now earned the title of the most invisible First Lady in history. Which is almost unavoidable with a man who needs so much attention. Curious how quickly she will push those divorce papers under his nose. Melania has reportedly been busy with the move since November 7, today must feel like a relief for her.

6. A ban on Twitter
And of course, he was the very first president to be removed from all the usual social media. Which is an achievement in itself. He spread so many unfounded and false claims that Zuckerberg was also done with it. Understandable. And while you can normally throw just about anything on Facebook in terms of insults.

And a trillion other things, but I'll stop. We've wasted enough words on this man. It's time for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Never again, Trump.