People from Apple, we need to talk

But don't be afraid, I'm not switching to another. My love for you is too great. The design, your logo... I can't imagine having any phone or laptop other than Apple's. But there are a few things that don't quite please me, so I'll list them and then you can probably do something about it.

1. The cables
You keep changing them. Anyway, the new laptop has a different charging cable than the old one. There must be a technical reason for that, but I don't know it, so it frustrates me. Because if we go on a trip with the old and the new, I have to take two cables with me. And you know: they are not very petite.

Then there are the cables for the phones. They have also changed, but okay. By now we all have the small plug. But my older version of the small plug no longer fits in the charging block of the new plug, because that has a larger end and the new plug does not. That's annoying, because I can't charge my spare battery in that new charging block. So if I go on a trip now... Right, then I also have to take separate charging cables for phones and spare batteries.

2. Facial recognition
Can I request a 2021 version of that? So one with a face mask and one without? And while we're at it: one of my morning face and one of my ‘done’ face?

3. Spell check
Can that be a bit more up to date? When I write ‘appjes’, it gets translated to ‘aapjes’. A bit weird, right? Or do I need to go to the friends of WhatsApp (because I still have a bone to pick with them)?

4. Headphone jack
Why can't a headphone suddenly be plugged into the newer phones and do I suddenly need an adapter? Because I always lose that adapter.

Anyway, these are just some tips. Maybe you can do something with them. It would make me, and many of my friends, a lot happier and more satisfied.