Facts about sperm that you may not have known
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Let’s talk abouttttt sperm, baby. Some find it disgusting, some find it really tasty. Swallow it, spit it out, catch it in a condom — do what you want with it, but what do you really know about it? Quite interesting stuff, you know. But is it healthy, does it really contain nutrients, and when do you have the very best quality? Yes, those are the more important questions in life, right? Well, here we go: I have the answers for you.
1. Afternoon sperm is the best sperm
There is a difference in quality. Morning sperm is of lower quality than afternoon sperm, for example. So if you want to go for babies, you know what to do during lunch break. Although that doesn’t mean morning sperm is completely useless, so don’t use that as a contraceptive.
2. Long periods without ejaculation are also bad for quality
If there hasn’t been an ejaculation for more than ten days, the quality of the sperm decreases. But don’t get too enthusiastic, because too often isn’t good either. For the most ideal quality, once every two to three days is perfect.
3. You can give sperm a ticket
Within the built-up area, that is: it comes out at an average speed of 45 km/h. And yes, it can go quite far (pun intended), the record is six meters. Come on, that can be better.
4. For the very best quality, you should wear a skirt
Bring back the Scottish kilts, I would say. Because skirts are the best to keep your seed tiptop. Because then more air gets in and sperm stays best at not too high temperatures. And such a tight boxer makes it all warm in there. Going commando and wearing loose pants is also an option.
5. Swallowing is a waste
Applying it to your skin is the best. Maybe a bit of a dirty idea, but the substance spermine in sperm works very well against wrinkles. By the way, it’s also a lot cheaper than Botox. Just apply it.
6. Swallowing is not a sin
Yes, or swallow it: sperm is actually good for your teeth. It contains zinc and calcium, which is very good for those white pearly whites of yours. Applying, swallowing; great stuff, that sperm.
7. It’s still quite a process
A single sperm cell takes two months to make. What? Yes, think about that the next time you just throw it away or handle it recklessly. That’s two months of hard work.
8. You can also write with it
What some people can come up with… During World War I, it was also used by English spies as ink to write secret letters. Honestly, this must be a tall tale, right? No, it’s really true, and it was also important that the ink was as ‘fresh’ as possible.
9. It’s good to get into you
Not to promote unsafe sex, but sex without a condom certainly has advantages: it could increase your concentration, give your mood a significant boost, and it might work as a natural antidepressant.
10. And what exactly is in it?
A teaspoon of sperm contains five calories. Just so you know.
