Kiki's Temptation Island Chatter: episode 12

You’re not gonna tempt meeeeee oooo, oohoohoooo… Except if you’re Karina and Daryl and doing the shower pats-pats-pats. My goodness, what a blunder. Do contestants from reality shows of this nature still not realize that everything is broadcasted? I mean: fucking each other à la, but you can’t fool us, we’ve long and wide figured out this shower trick. Anyway. We have a lot to discuss, you understand.

1. By the way, I just now see in that intro song how awkward Karina is hanging in the sea like a dry starfish with her legs around Greg and he’s holding her butt. Would someone from production say: ‘Hey, do it, it’s fun.‘ Or would they have said themselves: ’Oh, but we can still do a sea trick!‘

2. ‘I can’t forgive her. I can’t forget her. My heart is broken into a million pieces…‘ Oh no no, stop it, Gregory, I still have an hour and I’m already almost crying.

3. ‘The smash I have with Daryl I want to explore further…’
YES BUT PREFERABLY NOT WITH YOUHOUHOU.

4. ‘We only kissed and cuddled and I’m not going to do anything more here.’
Yesss dohooooei.
*Meanwhile in the shower: SPLASHSPLASHSPLASH.

5. Honestly: Liyah has more self-respect in her big toe than most women have in their entire body. She just puts the brakes on Greg. ‘If he kisses me now, it’s out of pain and not out of love.’

6. Can someone please tell Angelo that the auditions for Magic Mike were at the end of 2011 and that we actually think it’s perfectly fine if he keeps his pants on?

Cauz tonight babyyy I wanna get freaky with uuuu.
Stop it, man.
Sliding over everyone like a snake all the time.
I mean it.
Yuck.
Done now.

7. That part that Liyah was right episode 237: ‘You flip out because she kisses another. And then you do it in reaction to her behavior. Then you don’t actually deserve her!’

8. I’m having a great time watching Kevin. The way this man seduces women is next level.

You are different from most women.
Just really…
A well…
How shall I put it?
A dancer.
Really a lady-lady.
Really a woman…
…and then an extra step.
An extra piece of appearance, right.

And you can see Kaylee looking: wtf this guy, hahaha.

9. Greg, I love you, but that Tasmanian Devil is almost uglier than the red lips on Kevin's chest. Seriously. How. Then.

10. The big difference in the intentions of Karina and Daryl?

She: ‘He is really relationship material for me…’
He: ‘It just feels very nice and positive, you know. The inside of her poeni then, huh…’

Karina: ‘How I see that he could help me change my mindset.’
Babe, why don’t you ask Jaydi for Sonny’s number.

By the way, just a tip: a man who doesn’t know what Limoncello is? Run very fast. Wrong business.

P.S..: Nalullen online? Becoming friends on Insta can hierrrr on @kikiduren.

P.P.S.: Never would I say it but Marco and Denise = couple goals. Heart at the bottom = agree.

P.P.P.S.: Ooooomg, next week that confrontation between Greg and Karientje.

Greg: ‘Oh yeah? Who was the first to have sex in the garage??’
Karina: ‘Are you really going to do this?’

Hungry.
Can.
This.
Not.
Aaaaaaaan.
Substitute.
Shame.
Bye.

Image: RTL