The worst song lyrics of rappers of all time

Last week I wrote about what the worst song lyrics of all time are and then I realized that rappers really take the cake in that regard. I had also included a few rappers last week, but believe me: those rappers go far. And now, of course, I don’t always understand them, but that’s probably for the best. Because yes, seriously, these are really lyrics they come up with. Uh, WHUT?

1. ‘Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it
I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it‘ (Rocko – U.O.E.N.O. ft. Future, ASAP Rocky & Rick Ross)

I had already put Rick Ross on the previous list (this man doesn’t seem to have a single normal song?), but I found this one quite fitting as well. It’s not really about dating a girl, is it? Reebok thought so too and immediately broke the sponsorship deal with him.

2. ‘I keep it 300 like the Romans’ (Kanye West – Black Skinhead)

You know your lyrics aren’t quite right when multiple forums and articles are dedicated to what you actually mean. And still, no one really gets it, but it seems that Kanye wasn’t paying attention during history class. The Romans were nowhere to be found in the 300s. Not before and not after Christ.

3. ‘Her body smoking, bet she die from cancer’ (Sporty-O – Let Me Hit It)

No. Words. For. This.

4. ‘Told my momma ain’t no stressin’

Now I’m flexin’, she just sucked me ain’t to texting‘ (Rich The Kid – No Questions)

Uh, sorry, what did your mom just do?

5. ‘I’ll bend you over and tie you up to a pole, and stretch your nuts back and fling em up your butthole’ (Insane Clown Posse – House Of Horrors)

You can say a lot about this lyric, but at least the title of the song is very fitting. Waddafaaakk is wrong with all these rappers?

6. ‘Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow
Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow’ (Usher – OMG)
This one is fortunately a lot more innocent, but it still sounds a bit… Silly? Anyway, an artist over 40 still using the word ‘boobies’. Does he still chuckle when you type that on your calculator?

7. ‘And if you got a daughter older than 15, Imma rape her’ (DMX – X Is Coming)

Okay, to be honest: you might not want to take a rapper who constantly barks in his song too seriously. But still. ‘Is it not going?’ is a recurring thought for me while reading these lyrics.

8. ‘Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed’ (Insane Clown Posse – Miracles)
I could make a whole list of song lyrics from this group. Fortunately, this one is a bit less grim than the previous one, but still weird. What are we lying about? What’s wrong with magnets? What don’t you understand? What a strange kind of conspiracy theory you’re getting worked up about. Magnets? Really?

9. ‘Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey

Look like King Kong, welcome to the crib’ (Pitbull – I Know You Want Me)

An ass like a… Donkey? With a monkey? Can someone draw for me in Paint how that would actually look?

10. ‘La di da di da, slob on me knob
Pass me some syrup, fuck me in the car
La di da di da, mothafuck the law
Chitty chitty bang, murder everything.’ (Future – King’s Dead)
That… Escalated quickly.

11. ‘I am sorry your father raped you

So what, you had your little coochie in your dad’s mouth

That ain’t no reason to start wiggin’ and spaz out’ (Eminem – My Fault)

Hoooly shitballs, Eminem (last week he also had a… disturbing lyric about a gerbil in his ass and I’m not lying), what a sick mind this man has.

12. ‘I don't want honey with rice
I want my champagne with ice’ (Famke Louise – Vroom)
…Who actually gets happy from honey with rice? Anyone?