*Hears Beyoncé on the left: ‘I don’t think you’re ready, for this jelly. Cauz my body is too bootylicious for ya, babe.’ Never thought I would get this out of my giggle, but resistance bands for your booty are both fantastic and terrrible at the same time. I seriously have a love-hate relationship with them. If there’s one way to grow a round J.Lo booty, this is it. If there’s one way to grow muscle soreness in your butt… this is it too. Resistance bands are perfect for training your glutes and legs. After several El Cheapo options (bands that curl up, the horror) I found a set that helps. Enter: Positive Things. Thick, nice bands that don’t shift. Perfect for a workout at home, to take to the park and on vacation. Bring on those J.Lo buns, joejoe!