These are the dumbest song lyrics of all time

For lyrics in songs that really ab-so-lutely make no sense, you can wake me up at night, you know. That's why I once wrote about it, but I could really write books about this. Because what on earth are some artists thinking? Well, it’s still enjoyable, those lyrics. Yes, the lyrics below are really sung. Or rapped, because there are again suspiciously many rappers in the list. Especially Lil Yachty. Can someone check if he’s doing okay?

1. ‘F*ck her on the balcony where MLK died’ – Lil Yachty
Ehh… Why? Why would you do that?

2. ‘I just put some diamonds in her butt, and I seen it shining when she nut’ – Young Thug
I have never listened to anything by Young Thug and I’ll keep it that way.

3. ‘She’s not a lesbian, for P she turn pesbian’ – Future & Gunna ft. Young Thug
See: there’s Young Thug again. But what do they mean by this?

4. ‘Girl, I know your favorite beer ‘cause you told me and I bought it’ – Chris Lane
Yep. Sounds completely logical. And somewhat thoughtful too.

5. ‘England is my city’ – Nick Crompton
No idea who this guy is, but I guess he’s an elementary school student who has never had geography.

6. ‘I was a geisha when he was a samurai / Somehow I understood him, even though he spoke Thai’ – Nicki Minaj
I can read the sentence, but I have no idea what it actually means.

7. ‘Maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns’ – Nicki Minaj
Why? Whyyyy?

8. ‘Oh you a lesbian girl, yeah me too’ – Drake
Drake as a lesbian girl is something I never pictured.

9. ‘And only time will tell if we stand the test of time’ – Van Halen
Such a typical lyric where they think: ooohh that’s deep, but… It’s not. It’s dumb.

10. ‘There was a good man named Paul Revere. I feel much better baby, when you’re near.’ – LFO
Yeah, all nice and good, but how is Paul?!

11. ‘Yeah baby, you finer than your fine cousin, and your cousin is fine, but she don’t have my heart beating in double time.’ – Drake
Drake, why are you bringing my family into this?