Expedition Robinson: the aftershow episode 2
Yes, goodbye Robbedoesjes, were we ready for it again yesterday? I was, although I quickly realized that instead of a bag of chips, I should have grabbed a notepad and pen, because I was occasionally lost. The bonds have already started, the trials were intense again, and the scheming was as usual. The only thing missing was a banana tea.
1. Aahh, Marion. I find you sweet. I like to visit you with banana tea.
2. Expedition Robinson clearly brings Niels, Ilias, and Robin back to group 8. Meine gute. Just wait until you have to stay here for a month, then you'll beg for that banana tea.
3. A trial of pure strength against a former Olympic athlete — excuse me, Olympic champion. This will be an exciting race.
4. Niels is having a really hard time grabbing the blocks. If only you had drunk that banana tea, you might have had more energy.
5. Well, Ferry has won. And he chooses the meals to make his team happy. What a sweetheart Ferry is. I bet they will vote him out very quickly ‘because he is such a strong player’? If that indeed happens, I might throw something at the TV. #teamferry
6. Aaahh, Vincent in tears. He would disappoint his team because they have to go to another camp. Vince, you had to compete against an Olympic champion. I don't think anyone blames you for not being able to compete with him.
7. It's wonderful how Camp ‘Winner’ West has a lovely campfire with the self-sung soundtrack of The Lion King. Look, if that’s what Expedition Robinson is: count me in. So cozy. Can Marion bring me a banana tea?.
8. ‘Is Rose okay? Because she is afraid of rats.’ Meanwhile, I think Rose still believes she is just participating in a lovely social media detox.
9. Ho, ho, ho, HO. Am I understanding correctly that the teams also have to cooperate with each other? But... What if you deliberately mess it up for that other team? I have the feeling there is some kind of Robinson logic behind this that completely escapes me.
10. Sorry. Excusez. This Robbesnol here was completely zoned out during this very first trial; I seriously didn't understand it anymore and then I got distracted. But well, someone is going to be voted out and from my banana tea water, I feel that it will be Marion.
11. Just a side note: is it just me or is Expedition Robinson getting more complicated every year? Thousands of camps, unexpected celebrities popping up like in the previous season, camps being swapped and now even shuffled during a trial. Maybe we should get an online manual to keep up with it during each episode.
12. ‘I'm going to loot you, G!’ Expedition Robinson 2022 is dangerous.
13. To emphasize point 11: now there is also swapping among participants. Aaargh. Cracking in my brain here. Who ever said Expedition Robinson is easy entertainment? If you don't pay attention for a moment, you lose it.
14. Nahh, how sportsmanlike is Marion handling this? You fly halfway around the world, and you get kicked out in the very first episode. And does she have a message for the rest of the team? ‘Go for it, guys!‘ Chapeau.
15. Nicolette, with this possibility for the free pass, you really won't make Marion happy with a dead bird, will you? That would be really very cruel. Really intensely cruel.
16. And it issss... A dead bird.
17. HAHA. Wow. Sly Marion. Go for it, guys! Good luck at that camp, without food! You didn't want my banana tea? Then you get absolutely NOTHING.
18. I give this action a solid nine. Yes sorry, hilarious, this. How will they react? They will completely flip out in the next episode.
19. LOOKING FORWARD.
