The Satisfyer Pro is the most popular sex toy ever, why?

Suddenly they were there: women who had an orgasm in ten seconds. As if it meant nothing. It was mind-blowing, bizarre, and especially delightful. The instigator? The Satisfyer Pro, not to be confused with the regular household version of course. But what makes this little device so magical that it almost makes sex partners unnecessary?

The Satisfyer Pro may be the first vibrator that women openly talk about. Sure, the Rabbit was a hype for a while, but this vibrator is still on the nightstand when guests come over. The Satisfyer Pro is apparently so good that it even removes the taboo on self-pleasure. In that regard, a round of applause for the inventors, but there's more.

To begin with, it's not some plastic pleasure gadget, but a beautifully designed sex toy. It has a neutral color, is nicely finished, and is as good as silent. Unlike the vibrating vibrators, the Satisfyer Pro works based on air pressure. And that is what we will zoom in on in this case. The vibrator provides a, and I quote the product description, pressure wave and touch-free stimulation of the clitoris. Okay, okay, okay. But why does that exactly lead to an orgasm?

The silicone head of the Satisfyer Pro simulates a sucking and pulsing motion through air pressure. By placing this around the clitoris, you stimulate it through the pulsing pressure waves. And yes dear readers, that indeed resembles cunnilingus a.k.a. oral pleasure. There you have your answer, because women often reach climax during sex in the case of oral pleasure as opposed to penetration. So it was mainly the logical thinking of Satisfyer that led to a vibrator with the best reviews in the world.

Have you completed program one? No worries, the Satisfyer Pro has ten more settings to entertain you. By the way, it is also possible to build up your orgasms, in case you don't want to finish within half a minute.

To further prove that the Satisfyer Pro really does what it promises: here is the most hilarious review from Bol.com:

***** Don't give this as a gift to your girlfriend!!!
“Gifted it to my girlfriend but that was the biggest mistake of my life. She uses the Satisfyer even more often than her toothbrush. And I.. I watch it with dismay.. as if I have a competitor in the house. My advice for the men.. don't buy it for your girlfriend/partner/wife. This devilish little device makes her feel things that you will never make her feel.”