Bad Bunny raps in new song about bed performances Kendall Jenner

Of course I understand that artists use their art to express their feelings, provide insight into their lives and about love. But... There are limits to this, right? I find it funny that an artist like Taylor Swift gets quite a bit of criticism for her lyrics that are supposedly about Harry Styles, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Alwyn, or one of her other exes, while they are quite relatable — many people have experienced a (painful) break-up. I bet that if Taylor were to sing about the little thing Calvin Harris has hanging down there, she would be canceled in a nanosecond.

And yet, that is a bit what Bad Bunny does on his new album. His lyrics on the song Un Preview were already quite explicit, but in his new song Baticano, I think he decided to have zero secrets with the audience.

In it, he says:

‘La noche se puso kinky
Tres dedos en el toto
En el culo el pinky
Las moñas violeta, como Tinky-Winky
Una nalgada y la dejo como Po
Ey, le doy por donde hace pipi, por donde hace popo’

My Spanish is a bit rusty, so for convenience, I ran it through the translation machine... I hope you've already eaten, because it's ~A LoT~:

• ‘The night got kinky
  Three fingers in the pussy
  And in the ass my pinky
  The ties are violet like Tinky Winky
  One spank and I leave her like Po
  Hey, I give it to her where she peepees and where she poopoos’

So much. Questions. Complete. Confusion. First of all, I didn't necessarily expect the Teletubbies in a verse about sex, and secondly, I did expect Bad Bunny to know that the vagina and the urethra are two completely different entrances. And now I can only imagine Bad Bunny doing his dirty talk with words like ‘peepee’ and ‘poopoo’, which also works quite well on my laugh muscles.

Well, this definitely falls into the Too Much Information category for me, but hey, that also falls under artistic freedom.