Just about MAFS from last night

Is that mismatch of Paula and Remco just a clever move?

Well, my Pilates class has never emptied out so quickly because everyone wanted to MAFS. That's a verb these days.

Finally, I found something entertaining with Maarten and Richelle. Not that I thought they were stupid, but there just wasn't much to talk about afterwards, shall I say. But now Richelle visited his little house and he was happy that she was there. Really nice. Yes, really nice that you are here. His little house was really nice, it must be said. Richelle was pleasantly surprised. I, and Twitter with me, had to laugh when she inspected his bedroom. ‘Cozy too.’ A prison bed is not much less cozy, but love makes blind, shall we say. I wouldn't have been surprised if there was a Bible in his nightstand, but there was a condom and a flashlight. Maarten had wild plans for this night, that much was clear. Oh, I find them cute and both hopelessly awkward. Bringing a flower to Maarten is meant to be sweet, but it gives that poor boy spots on his neck again. Because how do you do that? Flowers + looking for a vase + cutting = panic.

I still find Laura and Cathelijne adorably sweet. I see real nerves and sweet kisses. And then you have to struggle through a whole plate of food while there's also a camera hanging above you. I have respect, great respect. How sweet that Laura gives a 9.5 to her marriage and Cathalijne an 11. I think they are so lovely.

My favorites still remain Remco and Paula. A failing marriage is a goldmine for the ratings. And suddenly I saw the light: this is done on purpose. There always have to be a few Nicole and Martijntjes and Paula and Remcootjes in between. Just for the spice. For the entertainment. That I didn't see that earlier. But wow, Paula, you do give an example during the group dinner of what Remco just mentioned: a total lack of warmth. And indeed: why are you participating in a program where you are catapulted into a marriage if you say you are a type that needs to get used to situations? Was this even a wise choice, Paula?

Oh, and then in your heels through the dunes. With the heels in the sand has never been depicted so well. ‘I would have preferred to go home now.’ And then Remco's response: ‘Okay.’

Maybe they fit too well together.

Well, hats off that they still go to each other's home visits. Is that car really Remco's? Would that be an upgrade for him?

Remco wants a normal home-garden-and-kitchen coffee. Surprising.

Remco can also dish out some snarky comments. Paula: ‘This is the garden.’ Remco: ‘Little garden.’ Paula: ‘For me, it's big enough. I don't have such green fingers.’ Remco: ‘I can see that, you've tiled it all over.’

Look, you can't rake anyone into bed with that.

An attentive Twitter user noticed a delightful inconsistency in the subtitles of Stephan and Patricia. He pushes her chair in and in her subtitles we read: ‘I always find it nice when a man has landed.’

Furthermore, Wichian looked like a KLM pilot, which only seems beneficial for some steamy intimacy.

And that poor Stephan, he might want it just a bit too much.

Or as Starbuck says on Twitter: ‘He has ordered a nursery, matching ANWB suits, and had a tattoo of Patricia's head put on his back.’

Patricia doing Stephan's hair, also cute. ‘I've thought over the past few days that it could be better. But yes, at least he has hair.’ Well, that can make Paula cry again.

And whether Patricia gets very wobbly from that is questionable. Stephan, you can better let sand rest loosely in your hand: if you squeeze it too much, you lose it. Just a little tip.

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