Kiki's Mollotenbrabbels: THE FINAL!!
Oh. My. Lordie. Saturday night. Elevated heart rate. The climax of climaxes. The culmination of three months of sleuthing, conspiracy theories, and guessing. And there is only one question we want the answer to right now.
Who… Is… The Mole?
Time for, yes, once again the very last babbles of this season. Let’s goooo!
1. First things first: how delightful it is to see all those candidates shining in full regalia during such a finale broadcast. Nice bombshell top, Jip, woohoo! But also douze points for Babs' Alicia Keys braided hair and Anna's bright red jacket with a blue dress underneath: me gusta mucho!
2. Rik takes us on a trip down memory lane of this season and I must say: the pub quiz with the Mariachi band was definitely the highlight of this season, right? Although I personally also nominate the candidates who went to the day activities. Spitz & Spek Playing Games in the Sun = Life.
3. Wow, but wait a minute. All former candidates are on Fons? You can't be serious? Fons isn't suddenly going to be the Mole?? No, then I will really go crazy, you know. Stop it.
4. Okay, moving on to The Real Deal. Sor, Anna, and Fons on the terrace. It remains a miracle how we all cheer for those three finalists in that Vondelpark, as if they are a bunch of cult leaders. Man man, Illuminati, Scientology, everything.
5. A winner and a Mole. ‘But who… plays… which role?’ Rik. I. Want. To. Hear. Those. Legendary. Words. And right now.
6. Omg, Fons is indeed swallowing, sniffing, and pulling his mouth during Rik's speech. No way, it can't be????
7. And then the redemption finally came. The question that has been on our Mole Mafia minds for months…
Rik: ‘Who… is .. the Mole? …
Heart rate skyrockets, here we go.
Who was under that Mexican makeup mask????
3… 2… 1…
Aaaaaah!
8. ‘I AM THE MOLE!!!!’ ANNA!!!! Waaaaaaa, what a star!! Well done, Mrs. Gimbrère. All former candidates are in shock, haha. And can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that she is live interpreting ‘I am the Mole’ in sign language on the terrace? Gotta love that!
9. Comment of the year: ‘I know I have a French nose, but NOT such a French nose hahaha’
10. Goodness, looking backwards makes everything so sense, huh. Anna the overly enthusiastic candidate who easily stands in all the important positions with her Spanish accent. Tssss.
11. Can we agree that Cheese from the Bacon, alongside the walk of shame award for Helper Mole At Large, also gets the nomination for Funniest Candidate of This Season?
12. WAJO WAJO. So if Babs had listened better, she could have won with this mistake from Dennis??? I think he will be sleeping uneasily for another week…
13. Why are those hidden clues always on the site and not shown in the episode anymore? What an anticlimax. Next time, buy some extra airtime, makers. A case of just not finishing, this.
14. Meanwhile, the hidden clues are so obvious that we could have EASILY unraveled the Mole this way, guys. Just look!
‘If you add 15 to 34 and divide by Rik's birth date, you get a letter that refers to the NATO alphabet which is the fourth letter of the first name of the Mole's neighbor.’ Easy, right?
Summary of all this?
This was yet another effing great season. The intelligent Anna played it excellently, she managed to mislead all her fellow candidates until the last gasp AND the pot is historically low at 8585 euros. Mission completed, I think. Congratulations Fons, you figured it out!
Oh and, all the bells and whistles and praise of the world for the makers of the program. They manage to entertain us for over three months again, duly noted.
You understand: I'm still wagging my little tail a bit. Dear friends, Amolzine is becoming Amayzine again. This mole will go underground again. See you soon!
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