The 8 most sexless clothing items

Fashion comes from passion, really. You don't always have to go all out to look attractive, but there are certain clothing items you better not wear on a first date. By the way, these are questions you can ask on a first date. I gathered some info from a few unnamed male colleagues.

1. The Boston from Birkenstock
The sandal was never really the ultimate aphrodisiac, but the Boston is truly a seed killer or vagina dryer of the highest order. Yes, practical, super handy. Sexy? No. You knew that, right?

2. Chunky sneakers
I'm not a big fan of them for my own look, but I can find them really cool under a wool dress on another woman. Most men I interviewed, however, consider chunky sneakers a better contraceptive than the pill.

3. The wrap dress
Once thought of Diane von Furstenberg as the dress with which you could quietly (because no zipper) slip out of your lover's hotel room, but if I have to believe the man I interviewed, you won't even get into that hotel room with a wrap dress, because he finds it extremely unattractive.

4. A short, wide heel
Yes, we understand that.

5. UGGs with thick rubber soles
Aren't UGGs already the pinnacle of their fantasies (unless worn by Pamela Anderson under an ultra-short denim shorts), those with thick soles rank high on the list of most sexless items.

6. Shoes you can't walk in
No one is happy about that. Not even you.

7. The culotte
Wide, high at the waist, ending halfway down the calf, which usually isn't one of our unique selling points.

8. The bulky pants
I know, it's in, but if we leave it to the other sex, skinny will come back as a trend in no time. And if you combine it with an XXL sweater, the national sex average will drop immediately.

P.S. A bit heteronormative written, this article. I assume that if your partner is a woman, she will appreciate your fashion aspirations. Lucky you!