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The bizarre names of Elon Musk's (12!) children

Baby number 12 has been born and his name is...

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Today it was announced that Elon Musk is welcoming his twelfth child. He is stepping up his contribution to population growth, as the count now stands at twelve children, six of whom have been born in the last five years. Fortunately, there is enough space and money in the Musk household for a team of nannies, so they won't have a hard time with changing diapers and feeding bottles. While it is a challenge for every mother to come up with the perfect name for your child , Elon is setting the bar quite high. There is no Sam or Sophie among them.

These are the names of Elon Musk's children that we know of so far:
– Nevada Alexander Musk (deceased in 2002, shortly after birth)
– Griffin Musk
– Xavier Musk (now known as Vivian Jenna Wilson)
– Kai Musk
– Saxon Musk
– Damian Musk
– X Æ A-12 Musk (now known as X AE A-XII Musk, nickname ‘X’)
– Exa Dark Sideræl Musk (nickname ‘Y’)
– And then there are the twins Strider and Azurre.

The name of the youngest has not yet been announced, but I dare to bet my modest savings that it will not be Liam or James, Olivia or Emma.