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Kiki's Mollotenbrabbels week 4: ‘Do you know the joke about Sor and Toos on the tandem?’

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Good morning colleagues! You here again? Cozy. Time to catch up. on Monday Molday. It's becoming an impossible issue, isn't it? This search for the saboteur, with this way of editing. HOW can we find a Mole when former contestants come back and some people *Rian we're looking at you* aren't even seen in an episode?

Anyway, buckle up. Week 4 and there's a lot to babble about...

1. Sorry, wait a second. We're at the beginning of the episode, but I can't even concentrate on the contestants getting into the van because WHY is Jeroen still working through half a kebab as breakfast???

2. Okay, focus. I'm back.
Do you know that joke about Sor and Toos on the tandem?
No, me neither.
What a crappy joke.

3. Am I the only one who understands very little of all the tasks this season? I really feel a bit like an idiot, but every time Rik explains it I think: what the hell? Huh? What?

4. So just imagine, Bastiaan Ragas on the couch Saturday night, looking at his wife. Pausing at the fact how Tooske can process secret info in a nanosecond and then twist it into her own little story with a super serious face. “Honey, what a top quality- oh shit...”

5. No, seriously, it's wonderful how everyone starts talking loudly the moment there are jokers in the game. That Fons too. “We're getting 4 million 380 thousand pesos more. Wow, this could really add up!” HAHA.

6. And why did Kees absolutely not want to call? “I'll keep track of the call minutes.” I totally don't think that fits his curious Inspector Gadget character. Was it because he knew the contestants would go for the jokers anyway? Did it secretly work out well for him if so many call minutes were wasted?

7. By the way. What are those weird creepy little guys at the market???

8. OH MY GOD, IT'S THE ELIMINATED CONTESTANTS!!! The Amulet of Return is there. Harry Potter has nothing on this. Woohoooooo!! Go Babsie, go Babsie. Yes sorry totally not biased but I just think this chick with two hair colors is absolutely the bomb. Who's with me?

9. Although Jip does have a cap with the text ‘Tuna Mayo’ and just for that alone we could become friends.

10. Kees has a number of weird ass statements this episode, like during the domestic flight to Mérida. “I'm traveling with so many victims on board now. Quite exhausting. Although they are fun victims...”

11. So the contestants are going to build a tower in the sand and Rik is on fire:
“Expedition members, are you ready? In 3... 2... 1... Oh, wait, wrong program. Joe.

12. Jeroen manages to make a semi-psychopathic comment again this episode (after his crocodile fetish). “I like keys. I love keys.” I see this man drooling in a clinic with an apathetic smile on his face. Whispering this sentence through the halls. Brrrr.

13. #whereisrian is trending on X. And I get that. Is this a Mole who is not supposed to stand out yet?

14. And Sor. The man who solves a puzzle in a microsecond and turns out to be ‘very good’ at games. Well, those seemingly simple tasks are totally being SCREWED. Nothing earned and still 500 out of the pot too. I'm trying to understand where this went wrong... I'm getting an error from it.

15. Ah, maybe here. “Name a country with W-”
Fons: “West Africa.”

16. Normally Rik always says that the Mole ‘never has to go home’. This season he hasn't uttered those words yet. And so the question arises: is one of the eliminated contestants still the Mole? In the WIDM app, it's also possible to bet points on the trio again... Tssss.

17. I'm completely getting an error from this idea. If that were the case, then the eliminated Mole had no influence on one or more episodes. That would be VERY special????

18. HAHAHA BUNCH OF FUCKERS FROM THE PRODUCTION with your “you'll see that next week.” Unbelievable. What a disappointment.

Anyway, despite a change of scenery due to the domestic flight and the return of former participants, I found it a bit of a tame episode. Ah. I miss the 50 Shades dominatrix fortune teller. That must be it. “TOPITOOOOOO.”

P.S. Seen any suspicious Mole actions? Outlined a brilliant theory or want to brainstorm with a fellow mole? Send me a DM at @kikiduren.

See ya next week, mole buddies!

Photo credit: Joy Hansson