Sex toys: these are the 10 most fun ones
Hey, hello. Are you ready for something different in the bedroom? I get it. That standard wrestling game gets boring after a while. You want something practical, fun, and yes, just nice. Let this be your lucky day, because you don't have to search the internet for hours: just look here. These are the absolute best sex toys of the moment. (And yes, you can use them together too.)
1. mega 4-1 nipple and clitoris vibrator
Light pink and you get four for the price of one. That sounds amazing, right? Sex toys need to work well, but the eye wants something too – and this nipple and clitoris vibrator scores points on that. It really has everything: you get a vibrator with clitoral stimulation and two vacuum attachments for breast and clitoral stimulation. You get that through the little tongue, so it feels natural too. With this thing, your nipples also get some attention. And the best part? You can use all functions at the same time, so this is also fun to play with together.
2. 3-in-1 Mouth vibrator
Going solo isn't always easy. Where do you stick such a dildo? It won't stick on your bed. Or under the showerhead, but then you have to get back in the shower. Let us make it easier for you: do it yourself with the 3-in-1 mouth vibrator. It's a change from a standard dildo or vibrator. The vibrating dildo part is realistic and it also has a G-spot and clitoral stimulator in the shape of a tongue. Yes, really. A tongue. A mouth, with a little tongue that can find your G-spot, unlike that date from last week. And the best part? It's not even expensive; for €30 this one is yours. So give it a try.
3. Cockring
This one might be a bit intimidating, but definitely very fun. Especially if your partner is a man and doesn't have the stamina of a workhorse, because this... yes folks, this ensures that the penis becomes firmer in an erect position and stays up longer. Isn't that great? No quickies between appointments, because now you can go all night long. Oh, and a tip: they also have vibrating variants, which is even better.
4. Vibration egg
A little excitement is always fun, so how exciting is it to be ‘naughty’ in public? You don't have to push all your boundaries and jump each other in the middle of the park – that’s allowed, but do it in the bushes – that can be discreet, with a vibrating egg. You insert this egg before you enter a restaurant, airplane, or anywhere you can sit. Your partner can control that egg from a distance with a small remote control with up to ten vibration settings. The public aspect makes it even more fun: will you get caught? Will the waiter notice that you are almost at your peak while serving the main course? That tension is very exciting and will definitely provide a fun (after) evening.
5. Strap-on and go
There are thousands of strap-ons, of course, but yes, we are looking for something fun. Something you wouldn't buy so quickly. This one is really it: a double vibrating strap-on. What? That's a double dildo that vibrates. Ideal for partners, because you can use this together at the same time. Scissors take on a whole new meaning. (Oh, and it can also just be with a male partner if he likes pegging.)
6. Lily Brooks masturbator
The women are very well represented in this article... We need to change that a bit. If you're looking for something special for your male partner, or as a gift, then this is really the cherry on top. This is a masturbator with two sides: a vagina and a mouth opening. And that mouth has a realistic tongue and even teeth for a real blowjob experience. And the vagina speaks for itself; that person with a penis can really indulge.
7. Lipstick vibrator
Okay okay, this is not a real lipstick, of course. That wouldn't be very hygienic. No, this vibrator looks like a lipstick. It's so small that you can just take it in your bag, and no one will notice anything strange, because it just looks like your favorite lippie. It secretly is too, because you can use this whenever you want. In the bathroom during your break or during a long shower session, because it's waterproof. With the dial, you can set it from soft to hard, so it just looks like you're putting on lipstick. Handy for when you get caught: in that split second, you've already thrown it in your bag, or it just looks like you're applying a new lip combo.
8. Bath duck makes your relaxing bath really relaxed
Do you want something discreet that your kids can see? Or do you still live at home and really don't want your parents to know you have a vibrator, then you can try this crazy thing. Sorry, but this is really the craziest thing you've ever seen? The ‘I Rub My Duckie’ vibrator. That's literally a vibrator in the shape of a bath duck.
9. Butterfly vibrator
That bath duck was crazy, but this thing is also not really... usual. You don't even have to use your hands to enjoy; whether you have muscle pain or are just lazy, with this clitoral massager, you will reach your peak. You step into the straps and just put it on. Like a pair of underwear, actually. Turn it on and lie back comfortably. This is luxury.
10. Secret pleasure chest
And finally, another treasure chest. Or well, a pleasure chest. Sometimes you just need more than a dildo. It can be more exciting, turn up the heat. This set contains a lot of toys to try with your partner, one night stand, sneaky link, or friends with benefits. And it's in a cute color: pastel pink. It's now discounted, so be quick. For €40 you get a bondage rope, ball gag, handcuff set, ankle cuff set, eye mask, flogger, tickler, hogtie, nipple clamps, and a collar with leash. Yes, you never had that for that price, so grab that deal.
So. Have you had enough inspiration? Fill that nightstand with those sex toys, then it will overflow with something other than notepads and single socks.
