Happy & Healthy

different kinds of gym class junkies

“There was a guy in my workout class today. He was un-be-liev-able. His pants were so incredibly tight leaving practically nothing to the imagination and every time he had to bend forward, I felt as though an unwanted something was being released. It reeked! My god. I almost walked out of the class.” I’m quoting a friend of mine who dropped by a body pump class. How f*cking nasty is that? But there are more people you can single out after dropping by any workout class.

Sweaty Betty

This is the one that’s already drenched in sweat during the warm up and you can bet you’ll feel a couple of unwanted sweat drops.

The overachiever 

Always in the front of the class trying to show off how hard he or she is working in front of the instructor.

The lazy one

20 push-ups? How about 15. The lazy one is great at procrastinating.

The intruder

The one that always shows up a little too late which means you have to pause the workout.

The anti contortionists 

Especially when your class consists of a bit of choreography, there is always that one person that tries his or her hardest but aren’t as loose in the hips as they’d like to be. Make sure you and your friends aren’t working out next to each other because you’re going to break out into a severe case of laughter.

That guy that’s always on his own

Enough said. I’ll give him credit though.