SO YOU MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER PRINCE GEORGE
Becoming a princess in 7 steps
The wonderful thing about children is that you can just project all the things you didn't achieve in life onto them. Like becoming a princess, for example. If you didn't succeed, there's now Prince George waiting for your little girl.
Really fun, Tallulabelle, Storm, Destiny, Texas, and Beautiful Hope (yes, that's what Raphaella from Idols named her child, I'm not joking) but in royal circles, the red carpet is not immediately rolled out for you. No worries if you've already given your child a not-so-classic name. Changing it is always an option. Laurentien Brinkhorst, who was once simply called Petra, also didn't end up with empty hands after all.
Think classic. Many names immediately give an old-money, noble touch to your princess to be. I think Guinevere or Anastasia have a delightful royal allure.
Princesses can occasionally let beer be licked from their belly buttons, but let your little darling a. do that where there are no cameras and b. make sure there are plenty of good deeds that will endear her to her mother-in-law Catherine. Orphanages or volunteer work in children's hospitals will take her far.
Ever seen a small, chubby, married princess? No, right?. Think Laetititia, think Rania, think Charlene. So hang your child on the horizontal bar, swing her around by her arms, everything, everything, everything is allowed in the journey to princesshood.
It's tricky if your daughter is already born, but if you're considering a pregnancy, plan it so that your child is born in the first two months of the year. Don't ask me why, but five of the 8 princesses were born in January or February. And also make sure that it's a girl, okay?. Sorry, but no one said it would be easy.
That's just what royal girls do. Once she has skiing down well (because no one is waiting for clumsiness), take her to Lech. There's a good chance a spontaneous meeting with young George awaits there. Who knows.
Maxima worked at Deutsche Bank in New York, Laetitia was a journalist, and Charlene was an Olympic swimming champion. A real job shows that you didn't necessarily have your sights set on a prince but that he ‘just happened to cross your path’ and that there is ‘real love’ involved. Once that ring is on her finger, she can lean back. And wave to the people. That must also happen, of course.
If anyone graduated cum laude in the exam How to Marry a Prince, it's our lovely Kate Middleton one. In case of doubt, let your girl ask herself how Kate would act and everything, yes really everything will be fine.
Good luck. I do wish for an invitation to the wedding, you understand. Just as a thank you.
