4 X WHY YOU LIVE LONGER WITH COFFEE

(Yes, you read that right)

Forget what they say with their maximum-one-cup-per-day theory. A very extensive Harvard study shows that coffee is good for you. In fact; you should drink more coffee. At least five cups a day.

Why? Well, here’s why. You would have a lower chance of heart disease and Parkinson's would also take hold of you less quickly. It also reduces the risk of diabetes and decreases the need for suicide. Yes, I can understand that last one if you can hang out under your Nespresso machine indefinitely.

The researchers followed a group of 200,000 coffee drinkers for 30 years, so it's not like this result just fell out of the sky. There are some critical doctors who do take this research seriously but wonder if there are no other problems arising in ‘the body’ if you keep pouring lattes so hastily.

Until proven otherwise, I will just keep believing this research. And I hope the gentlemen from Harvard will now do this with wine. I hereby make myself available as a test subject for the entire period.